I enjoy writing. I also like getting to the point. Why not merge the two together. I wanted to start a new writing exercise where I write one page short stories. The rules are pretty simple:
1. The story can be about anything.
2. The entire story has to fit on one page of my composition book.
3. It is all written in one shot – no editing after it has finished.
4. I will post a picture of the story and its transcript.
Should be fun. Here is my first one.

Time’s Up
(12/6/14)
Jesus. Oh Jesus. I have to piss so bad. Leave it to me to down a large coffee before the morning meting. If I hadn’t stayed up so late last night staking my ex on Facebook, this wouldn’t be an issue. I would be well-rounded and well-adjusted. I’d be a fully functional twenty-something with a great job, wife, and kids. But no, I’m just a single twenty-something who can’t stand how stupid Annie’s new boyfriend looks in that sweater on her profile picture. Asshole. So now on top of my bladder overflowing with liquid waste, I’m pissed off. This is my life.
My boss with the turkey neck and the penchant for ass-grabbery is finally wrapping up his closing speech. He calls it his “Morning Motivational.” Christ. It wasn’t so bad until I started to realize he was just Googling quotes from Tony Robbins videos on Youtube. This guy couldn’t motivate me to do anything now. It doesn’t matter because he is finally wrapping up. I’ve started to feel pain in my ears I have to pee so bad. How does that work?
I rush to the bathroom down the hall. The door opens in slow motion. It’s like I am in the goddamn matrix or something. My lips are chapped as I scan my new surroundings. EVERY. URINAL. IS. TAKEN. Next best options are the can. Nope. All taken. I can tell by the shoes in the corner stall that my fucking intern is dropping hot business.
I’m sweating in disbelief in the middle of the bathroom. Three guys begin to flush as the warmth runs down me.