1. I am never interested in inspirational quotes posted on Facebook. I am VERY interested in what obscure radio station or hack motivational speaker it came from. Seriously. You live in Virginia and you are sharing poorly worded quotes about how you wished it was Friday from a radio station in Tulsa, Oklahoma. How does this bullshit spread? Pandemics have nothing on shitty inspirational quotes.
No. Fuck you.
2. I have a profound distrust of anyone who would openly admit to disliking Phil Collins. You sir/madam are a liar.
3. The greatest beverage on the planet is a cold can of Coke. I would also distrust anyone who prefers to drink soda out of the 20oz plastic bottles.
4. I think superhero movies are boring and predictable. They have moved beyond cliche and that makes me very sad. Superhero movies are the 3-D movies of the 90s, which are all inferior to the 3-D movies of the 1980s, namely Epcot’s “Captain Eo.”
5. Whenever somebody pressures me to watch something, it’s an almost guarantee I will not watch it. This is why I have yet to see Avatar, True Detective, or Game of Thrones.
Delusional Thoughts From Fantasy Island 